As someone in the tech industry I can tell you this isn't an easy wave the magic wand and get an update out in 6 months type of situation that you claim it'll be, the video shows its still broken.
How is it that an old coot in the flyover state boondocks
(me) is aware that technology changes very fast in this future year of 2026 and that 6 months is an eternity in AI driven software updates? And I've already been driven around in a robot car as a dinner party trick.
And yet a young guy in the Bay Area who works "in the tech industry"
(you) thinks they'll have to wait for the vacuum tubes to warm up before this Univac car will ever work, and why wouldn't Dad just drive home anyway?
Also what do you expect Disney to do? The idea of the Smart Summon feature is suppose to be that it can navigate normal infrastructure that exists TODAY and not require some change in the infrastructure to incorporate it. So there isn't some magical thing that Disney needs to do to make it accessible for these cars. No need for a special parking spot, no need for a special lane, no need for a special exit, nothing.
I said nothing about needing special lanes or exits. I said the
existing Resort District roadways and infrastructure were not set up for robot cars to be roaming surface streets looking for their masters.
Mickey & Friends & Pals is now a 17,000 space structure, basically working as designed in 1995. As it was designed, the fireworks end, and 75,000 or more Disneyland customers all flood back to their cars and all dutifully get back on the freeway to go home via
6 lanes of prioritized exit roads and reversible flyovers to/from the freeway.
Once you exit that structure, and the 12 exit lanes condense down to 6 through lanes to the freeway, you have one shot of getting out of it and onto Ball Road and towards the Resort District as a whole. It's this
single, short merge, right turn lane at the intersection of Disneyland Drive and Ball Road.
And anyone, such as me, who has tried to exit Mickey & Friends after the fireworks to get to Orange or Anaheim Hills or Villa Park due East can tell you that right turn is backed up for a mile already. It's a nightmare, and takes forever. Which is why I started Ubering to the International House of Pancakes or Panera Bread in 2018 instead of driving the 7 miles.
But now, with Full Self Driving and Auto Summon and Tesla Robotaxis (and whatever the similar tech will be from GM and Ford and Toyota, etc.) you've got the ability to avoid all that entirely. Don't fight the crowds for the overwhelmed and badly managed tram system, don't waste 45 minutes getting back to your car tired and cranky.
Instead, summon your robot car to come get you on Harbor Blvd!
The future is now!
But then how does that work logistically with 15,000 cars? If even just 10% of the cars in Mickey & Friends try to go find their master waiting on Harbor Blvd., how is that going to work? With one right turn lane feeding into an already busy surface street situation in the Resort District?
The old Disneyland "Drop Off" zone on Harbor was already a crap show every single night with only a few dozen Ubers and moms picking up their kids there. Now imagine an extra 1,000 robot cars trying to get there from Mickey & Friends too.