As I have written ad nauseam, I feel that TBA is a big downgrade. Splash was never my favorite ride—frankly, I never liked water rides, especially at night, and that's when my family would always ride Splash when I was growing up (I never waited more than five minutes). However, the animatronics, songs, and storytelling were fantastic.
In all three of these areas, TBA is a downgrade.
Sure, they've added some A1000 animatronics, but I would so much rather have the plethora of standard animatronics we had in Splash than a handful of (usually broken) hand-waving animatronics surrounded by copies of identical animal figures with one axis of motion.
Musically, this is also inferior. I know a lot of people like the PatF soundtrack (I'm more of a "meh" on this), but just playing the songs randomly throughout the attraction seems really half-hearted. It's like something I would do if I were creating a "ride" in my backyard. They don't serve the storyline at all, whereas in Splash, the music was integral to the story. I'll get back to the story in a minute, but let's not forget the **new song** written for this attraction. Special Spice is nowhere near the quality of the Splash Mountain songbook—it's also plagiarizing Mr. Rogers' "It's Such a Good Feeling." PJ Morton really laid an egg with this one, in my opinion.
Now let's talk about the story. They need a band for Mardi Gras, so we look in the woods for animals playing instruments. We find some. It's not enough. So we find some more. It's still not enough, so we decide to look under logs. Then Mama Odie makes us small so we can find small animals playing tiny instruments; Tiana doesn't know Mama Odie made us small, but then she finds us, so it's fine. Then Mama Odie makes us big again, we go to the party, and all the animals are there playing music together. Just because a story works as a theme park attraction idea, that doesn't mean it should be used as the basis for a thrilling log flume. This could be a great dark ride (i.e. Winnie the Pooh), but it's no successor to the life & death stakes of Splash Mountain.
This is the way of having this discussion that I absolutely respect. Stating your overall perspective and then giving the reasons why you feel that way. That’s what I’ve been trying to do this whole time, but it appears that for some folks because my overall opinion does not align with theirs that that opinion is somehow in authentic or invalid.
There are lots of things that are different between the two of them of course on an objective scale. And I love discussing those individual components and getting down to the nitty-gritty of things I think work and things that don’t work because I’m very interested in that.
But when I zoom out and want to have the conversation about what rides I may prefer to other rides or just a blanket statement of enjoyment, my answer to questions like that are always going to be based on how I feel once I step off the ride. I could absolutely get down into the individual elements that may contribute to how I feel, but it’s still going to be a feeling that guides my hand on that. And the reason that I considered Tiana’s Bayou Adventure a lateral movement from Splash Mountain for me personally, not objectively, is because I feel pretty much the same getting off of it than I felt getting off of Splash Mountain. how I feel in my enjoyment hasn’t been upgraded or downgraded, it’s pretty much the same as it always was. It is an experience that I enjoyed while I was having it, and then when it was over, I didn’t really have much of an interest in going to do it again and can’t say I really thought about it for the rest of my vacation or when I got home. And it would be the same every time. I would do it once a vacation and that would be that.
it’s like you can put Toy Story next to Toy Story 4 and I can recognize individual elements and decisions in Toy Story that are better than Toy Story 4, but in the end, I’m still going to rate both movies the same because I enjoyed them the same amount. It may not make sense for some people, but for me, I can recognize certain creative elements maybe being stronger or better in one thing than another thing but still overall feel mostly the same about them because the end overall result of all of those pieces put together ends up leaving me feeling pretty much the same way.
I absolutely love talking about the individual parts when it comes to discussing theme park attractions just like when I discuss movies or music. But at the end of the day, how I may rank or engage with rides, films, or music, is going to be informed not by the individual pieces, but by the feeling I get from the completed whole.
Yes, there are absolutely differences between the two. But they don’t make me feel any different. And I am all for the discussion of individual elements that may make Splash better or Tiana‘s worse and vice versa because I do find that interestint, it is just for me personally none of those individual elements add together to create two different feelings for me in the end. ItMd two different equations that add up to the same answer for me.
When I speak about things like that, it is completely subjectively as I don’t think there really is a way to talk about theme park attractions in an objective way because everybody is going to feel differently and enjoy things differently.
And that’s why I think it’s such nonsense for that point of view to be painted as an authentic by some when I really don’t know how more authentic I can be than letting my feelings decide my opinion.