Funniest thing you've heard a tourist say

[markymark]

Originally posted by MrPromey


OK, so you speak spanish and you eat... I'm guessing something gross like worms... BTW, do you guys actually have cars and stuff over there or do you ride horses everywhere?

What are these cars of which you speak? I think you are making fun of me!....cars indeed.

I am personally not a fan of worms, so I tend to just eat leaves from the trees.

 

[DisJosh]

Originally posted by Tapestry2000
LOL!!!!! That's funny!

Oh oh I remembered another one - one time I was waiting in line in the Great Movie Ride, and you know the little "pre-show" that they have and they show clips of some of the movies that they feature in the GMR, right? So the clip for "Mary Poppins" come up, and a little girl in front of me asked her mother why Mary Poppins carries an umbrella all the time. Her mother's answer was plain and simple: "Because she's a weirdo."

Sounds like something I would say

 

[MrPromey]

Originally posted by markymark


What are these cars of which you speak? I think you are making fun of me!....cars indeed.

I am personally not a fan of worms, so I tend to just eat leaves from the trees.

Cars? They may refer to them as a horseless carriage in countries near yours. They are these mechanical beasts that consume a fuel called gasoline rather than the hay you would feed a horse...

Leaves from the trees, eh? Do you get enough nutrients that way?

 

[markymark]

Originally posted by MrPromey


Cars? They may refer to them as a horseless carriage in countries near yours. They are these mechanical beasts that consume a fuel called gasoline rather than the hay you would feed a horse...

Leaves from the trees, eh? Do you get enough nutrients that way?

Ah yes, I have heard of these "horseless" carriages. Do you confirm their existence over in the new world? what a strange, yet exciting place it must be!

The leaves are OK for nutrients, whatever they fall short in, we make up for by using a complex amalgamation of vitamins and other minerals from eating coal.

 

[MrPromey]

Originally posted by markymark


Ah yes, I have heard of these "horseless" carriages. Do you confirm their existence over in the new world? what a strange, yet exciting place it must be!

The leaves are OK for nutrients, whatever they fall short in, we make up for by using a complex amalgamation of vitamins and other minerals from eating coal.

Coal, eh? I had to eat that once when I had food poisoning. Not something I would enjoy doing in a daily basis...

Yes, we have those vehicles here! We also have these contraption that fly! They are heavier than air and yet they defy gravity like the birds! You would truly be amazed!

 

[markymark]

Originally posted by MrPromey


Coal, eh? I had to eat that once when I had food poisoning. Not something I would enjoy doing in a daily basis...

Yes, we have those vehicles here! We also have these contraption that fly! They are heavier than air and yet they defy gravity like the birds! You would truly be amazed!

NO!! That would substantially reduce my travelling time when coming over the pond! It will be much quicker than by row boat!!

 

[MrPromey]

Originally posted by markymark


NO!! That would substantially reduce my travelling time when coming over the pond! It will be much quicker than by row boat!!

But first they will need to install something called an airport in your homeland, there. It's called an airport because just like a port to the sea, it is a sort of gateway but to the air though the use of these marvelous flying contraptions! That may still be a few decades off for you. The good news though, is that you don't have to row as far because once you make it here, you can then fly down to WDW!.

 

[MickeyMoose15]

"Man if Disney World is this great then we should head to Disney World California and the ones in Tokyo and Mexico."

 

[popkid]

this one was tremendous...

while watching 'who wants to be a millionaire' at mgm - the host was making small talk with the contetant in the hot seat. he asked how many times they visit disneyworld, and then asked what was her one 'MUST SEE' attraction is - to which she replied BACK TO THE FUTURE.... the whole place exploded in laughter....

 

[Maria]

That was a great one Popkid!! LOL

She was immediately sent to ride it, huh? hahaha

 

[markymark]

Originally posted by MrPromey


But first they will need to install something called an airport in your homeland, there. It's called an airport because just like a port to the sea, it is a sort of gateway but to the air though the use of these marvelous flying contraptions! That may still be a few decades off for you. The good news though, is that you don't have to row as far because once you make it here, you can then fly down to WDW!.

air......port?

Mr Promey, me thinks you are playing tricks on me! Why would one have a port for air?

 

[Sheri]

When I was waiting for a ride, there was a kid in front of me saying "what is this" and stuff to his mom and his mom aswered "its just like..." Something and I forgot what she said but I remember my brother saying "Isnt that in Universal?" and I nodded and we were all laughing...hmmm one of the few times my brothers and I actually get along

 

[Beauty and the]

Originally posted by markymark
I have just remembered two quotes from the same family who were sat with us when we were having dinner one night. I'm afraid it was in the Kobe Steakhouse, so not actually in Disney, but I think they are worth noting :-

1 "WOW you are from England.....what language to do you speak over there?"

2 "So what do you eat in England?"

We've been asked where in England we live?
When replying "Liverpool"
We are either asked Do you know any of the beatles?
or People burst into a rendition of "She loves You"

 

[Security Boy]

Some Tourists......LOL

Having done Security, Parking, and Attractions you have no idea how odd some of these folks can be. Some things include but are not limited to: "I thought Epcot was all inside the ball", "I like Disney World better" (while standing at MGM), "does this tram go to the parking lot?" (I felt like saying no, its a ghetto monorail LOL, Guests that bring back VOIDED Fast passes, and something that is bad but funny was I saw a group of Neo-Nazis goose stepping behind one of the marching bands on Mainstreet! Oh my goodness being a Cast Member is interisting!:brick:

 

[sillyspook13]

My sister was working at the recent Animal Kingdom pin event. If you have been to any recent pin events, you will notice people with wristbands that enable them to purchase limited edition pins. Many of the wristbands were very tight. A family consisting of the parents, each with a wristband, and two children, one with a wristband, was purchasing their pins. My sister was about to cut off the little boy's wristband, when he yelled:

"Be very careful!!! That's my most favorite piece of skin!!!!!" :brick:

 

[Mikemc]

We have a 2 year old and we took him to WDW last christmas. Never had any probs with rides and shows because he slept through them all. He slept through Fantasmic, Tapestry of Nations, Fire works at MK, Electric Paradeand he even went to sleep on the train to conservation station in AK.

The funny thing is recently we went to an open air concert which finished with a fire work display. Frightened the life out him. He cried all the way through the fire works.

Maybe its becuase it did not have the usual soothing voice "Ladies and Gentlemen, Girls and Boys. Fantasmic ......will start in just five minutes" Who knows !!! LOL

 

[Tapestry2000]

Re: Some Tourists......LOL

Originally posted by Security Boy
Having done Security, Parking, and Attractions you have no idea how odd some of these folks can be. Some things include but are not limited to: "I thought Epcot was all inside the ball", "I like Disney World better" (while standing at MGM), "does this tram go to the parking lot?" (I felt like saying no, its a ghetto monorail LOL, Guests that bring back VOIDED Fast passes, and something that is bad but funny was I saw a group of Neo-Nazis goose stepping behind one of the marching bands on Mainstreet! Oh my goodness being a Cast Member is interisting!:brick:

That's putting it mildly - but where else can ya work and have SO much fun? :king:

 

[Invero]

Working the Monorail Platforms you hear alllllll kinds of things from guests. At least once a month, there's the one guest that swears up and down that they parked their car right here, and walked right into the turnstiles... They claim they didn't take a monorail or ferryboat at all. Well, we had one Park Greeter that I guess was kind of tired at the end of the night, and she went, "That's right ma'am. You parked right here. But while you were in the park, we took your car, moved it, and built this lagoon." to which the lady responded, "How dare you move my car!"

Another one, and my personal favorite. At the Epcot station:

Guest: Does this go to Disney?
CM: You're at WDW... do you mean the MK?
Guest: Uh, yeah...
CM: Take this train to the first stop, and then change trains
Guest: Change... huh?
CM: You need to change trains at the TTC to get there.
Guest: So where does this monorail go?
CM: TTC
Guest: But I want to go to the MK!
CM: Right... Take this train to the First Stop... then... Change trains to the MK monorail.
Guest: Oh............ well......... does this train go to the first stop?

 

[Lance]

Can I have a Cheeseburger without the Cheese!

 

[sillyspook13]

Originally posted by Lance
Can I have a Cheeseburger without the Cheese!

Only if I can have a solar-powered flashlight!:dazzle: